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figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

April 16th / 155,413 notes

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"
as-a-matter-of-fart:


not-pizza:

It hurts even from here

I would fucking murder that person
xixsem:

I DID THIS IM VERY PROUD OF IT YOU KNOW WHY
BECAUSE
WAIT FOR IT
LORDE OF THE RINGS

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

April 16th / 203,105 notes

derseking:

peaches-geldof:

why do all the grunge blogs use these

☠ ✡ ✌ ✞ ☥ ☪ ☯ ❀ ☺

are they like medals to show how much you’ve grunged

soft grunge gym badges

April 16th / 261,438 notes

snorlaxatives:

legalize peruvian puff peppers

April 16th / 143,578 notes

gudda:

so many pretty people in this world and I get stuck looking like a potato

April 16th / 1,529 notes